I get it, okay! I’m an asshole. I tell most people I’ve ever met that I am, in fact, an asshole. Somewhere in that conversation they express disbelief, and I warn them a second time, “Hey, be careful, I’m telling you, I’m an asshole.”
Again, they politely decline belief in my words. Then, at some point usually after some kind of argument and I lose my temper they turn to me and say “Shawn, you’re an asshole.”
Well… at least I’m not a liar.
